Baby Owner's Manual : Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance, Paperback by Borgenicht, Louis, Borgenicht, Joe; Keppie, Paul (ILT); Buffum, Jude (ILT), ISBN 1594745978, ISBN-13 9781594745973, Brand New, Free shipping in the US Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."